I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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