Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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