they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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