I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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