Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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