You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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