i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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