I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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