Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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