what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Liz is crying about burritos again.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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