does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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