yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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