I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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