nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
COCAINE IS GR8
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