The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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