I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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