Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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