when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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