GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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