Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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