Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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