Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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