i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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