Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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