Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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