WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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