when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
God, I missed his penis.
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