on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
