We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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