Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Do vagina's smell?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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