I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I supernannyed him into submission
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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