How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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