return my video game
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i came on her dog
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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