That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
