i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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