she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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