I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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