It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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