did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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