Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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