haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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