eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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