Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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