You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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