I wannas sexs uuuuu
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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