Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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