Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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