Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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