All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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