You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Shame - the story of my life.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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