my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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