YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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