i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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