dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
They have beer where we have blood.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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